Saturday, April 10, 2010
Thin Mints...YES! Samoas...NO! *DeNiEd*
On behalf of every person in America who owes the Girl Scouts a tremendous THANK YOU for the annual five pound weight gain that follows your cookie delivery I would just like to say, "THANK YOU". Now that that is out of the way I'd also like to express my frustration at the fact that I put all of my Girl Scout cookies in the freezer...yes...ALL OF THEM...not just the Thin Mints. Frozen Thin Mints are amazing. I've blown through two boxes myself this year--ALL BY MYSELF. All bets are off when Girl Scout cookie season arrives. I go from manic workout obsessed athlete to slimy mozerella cheese slurping Jaba the Hutt in no time flat. Que Problemo, Whitney Madison? or for those of you who don't speak spanish, including me and Ocho Cinco, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, WHITNEY? The problem is that freezing my Samoas is the problem. I want them right now. They are frozen solid. They are not Thin Mints. If I attempt to eat one I'm going to look like someone threw a 90 mile per hour fastball at my mug--broken teeth...no bueno (how do you like THAT espanol, my friends?). It's like freezing your credit cards in a block of ice so you don't use them. It's great--until you want to use them and then you look psychotic trying to bust them out of the block of ice. I want a Samoa. Not a frozen Samoa. I want a nice soft chewy one. One that doesn't exist in this house right now. It's making me very sad. Sad day. No Samoa for me. DENIED.